How many times have I said: 'Hell has no fury like a gay man scorned'?
Is this the face of Europes Next Gay Porn Star? Really, you be the judges. Tell me if you think this is the face we should invest our time and money in - you tell me if you would like to have him (his name is James btw) on your pc screens at 2.30am staring out at you as you beat your monkey until its sick?
I think James needs some encouragement and I'd be only too pleased to forward you his details so you can email/chat to each other! Just be aware he is a little tempremental and has a tendancy to say nasty things to you and then slam the phone down!
There's a lesson in this to all you potential candidates: don't apply to be Europe's Next Gay Porn Star when you are feeling horny! Chances are that when all the blood has returned from its day trip to Cocksville, you'll change your mind! My advice would be: take a day to think about what you are doing!
In the meantime .... revenge is sweet mother fuckers!
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