As some of you might already know – I’m not a huge fan of some of our old sponsors and this section is like a valve on the pressure cooker of ENGPS! Well my little bum-chums, I’m taking the opportunity to let off some more steam and vent my delight at yet another cunt faced sponsor biting the dust!
Yep, as of the 1st of July, we no longer have the pointless involvement of the BLANK that were responsible for sending me that pasty-faced, pot smoking cunt of a BLANK, and I’ve just sobered up from celebrating their demise. I know its nasty to say, and I’m sure my karma will suffer, but fuck it: I hope they suffer, I’m not choosy about how – unemployment/illness/family bereavement – whatever, just make it long, slow and public (or at least make sure I hear of it!).
The problem I have is their BLANK(another mysterious BLANK that doesn't name BLANK on the website or ever appear on BLANK) also owns a BLANK in the BLANK and they have the licence for BLANK, so every time I hear it I’m reminded of the thick, fagotty, tit-faced BLANK. One very good reason not to own a BLANK!
Anyway, one more BLANK hits the deck – just one more to go and I’m counting the days!
Peace, Love, Porn
(FYI: This section does not involve Eurocreme or Alphamale!LOL)
Friday 3 July 2009
Thursday 2 July 2009
Paris – J’adore!
There is something about Paris and France in general that just makes me feel warm and at ease! I know the French can be surly and arrogant, but I can’t blame them; they have great food, a stunning capital city; shit-hot language and in my opinion some of the best looking men in the world – Oh God I’m going to get it now from everyone else but I hasten to add that it’s MY OPINION mother-fuckers so zip it!
No, it’s a great country and a stunning capital, which brings me on to the hugely successful recent visit we made there a few weeks ago for some auditions: Fred Faurtin joined us – he lives in Paris with his boyfriend Gil and I have to say they are two of the nicest people you could meet. We located ourselves in an apartment near the Marais district and I don’t know if it was the typically Parisian street we were on, the 3 balconies we had, the fantastic weather or the interesting and diverse applicants but the whole visit was great!
You will have to check the website for the various dates for the applicant auditions, but I can tell you we had a few people in Paris that you will be seeing at the Final. We also had an interesting issue raised while we were there but I’ll cover that in a few days time.
Peace, Love, Porn
No, it’s a great country and a stunning capital, which brings me on to the hugely successful recent visit we made there a few weeks ago for some auditions: Fred Faurtin joined us – he lives in Paris with his boyfriend Gil and I have to say they are two of the nicest people you could meet. We located ourselves in an apartment near the Marais district and I don’t know if it was the typically Parisian street we were on, the 3 balconies we had, the fantastic weather or the interesting and diverse applicants but the whole visit was great!
You will have to check the website for the various dates for the applicant auditions, but I can tell you we had a few people in Paris that you will be seeing at the Final. We also had an interesting issue raised while we were there but I’ll cover that in a few days time.
Peace, Love, Porn
Cop a feel and die!
As most of you haven’t actually been to one of our audition or maybe even a studio audition, I thought you might be interested in learning how we play it: After about seven thousand emails and telephone calls to make sure the contestant is attending the audition and to give them instructions on where we are located, they finally (in some cases!) turn up. Once with us we introduce ourselves to them – there is never more than 5 of us – and then I run through some legal requirements and explain what will be happening – all clear so far?
After that I hand them over to the Executive Producer – Dean - who, together with the 2nd cameraman/photographer – Sean – settle the contestant down and introduce him to the Jury Member who is with us. They are then filmed having a conversation with Fred/Luke/Jesse..whoever, and are then finally invited to wank off!
This is done in a private room with just them and Dean (Sean pops in from time to time to take photos). While in this room, they can use a toy, watch a video, lube up etc – anything they want to make their wank session enjoyable and ultimately good enough to get them through to the Final.
Now, this is where it can get funny! You see some contestants think that having Dean in the room with them means that he too will be whopping his cock out and having fun; some contestants actually think its fine to ‘cop a feel’ of the aforementioned cock that belongs to Dean. Some see him as a participant in the whole thing – WRONG!!!!!
Let me make it clear motherfuckers РDean is off limits Рhe, his cock and his sexual urges belong to me Рand have done for the last 10 years or so. So, if I find another contestant grabbing my partners cock РIll cut both his and the contestants dicks off and saut̩ them with some flageolet beans and serve them for lunch with a bottle of Chianti as a very wise man once said!
Seriously, I’m only joking – we are partners and we know this sort of thing is bound to happen but we are absolutely clear about our feelings on joining in on auditions/filming scenes – WE NEVER DO IT as we don’t feel its professional and ultimately sets a very poor standard. We know of other studios that do ‘help’ the performer, but it’s not for us I’m afraid. We don’t have the type of relationship that allows one of us to be actively involved in a filmed sex scene with a stranger (or otherwise) while the other is drinking coffee in the other room – sometimes it would be better if we did!
That all said, I find it very funny when stuff like this happens as it provides me with great fodder for this blog – although I’m not sure Dean appreciates the spin-off’s from being felt up by an over sexed foreigner at the time of the assault!
Love, Peace & Porn
After that I hand them over to the Executive Producer – Dean - who, together with the 2nd cameraman/photographer – Sean – settle the contestant down and introduce him to the Jury Member who is with us. They are then filmed having a conversation with Fred/Luke/Jesse..whoever, and are then finally invited to wank off!
This is done in a private room with just them and Dean (Sean pops in from time to time to take photos). While in this room, they can use a toy, watch a video, lube up etc – anything they want to make their wank session enjoyable and ultimately good enough to get them through to the Final.
Now, this is where it can get funny! You see some contestants think that having Dean in the room with them means that he too will be whopping his cock out and having fun; some contestants actually think its fine to ‘cop a feel’ of the aforementioned cock that belongs to Dean. Some see him as a participant in the whole thing – WRONG!!!!!
Let me make it clear motherfuckers РDean is off limits Рhe, his cock and his sexual urges belong to me Рand have done for the last 10 years or so. So, if I find another contestant grabbing my partners cock РIll cut both his and the contestants dicks off and saut̩ them with some flageolet beans and serve them for lunch with a bottle of Chianti as a very wise man once said!
Seriously, I’m only joking – we are partners and we know this sort of thing is bound to happen but we are absolutely clear about our feelings on joining in on auditions/filming scenes – WE NEVER DO IT as we don’t feel its professional and ultimately sets a very poor standard. We know of other studios that do ‘help’ the performer, but it’s not for us I’m afraid. We don’t have the type of relationship that allows one of us to be actively involved in a filmed sex scene with a stranger (or otherwise) while the other is drinking coffee in the other room – sometimes it would be better if we did!
That all said, I find it very funny when stuff like this happens as it provides me with great fodder for this blog – although I’m not sure Dean appreciates the spin-off’s from being felt up by an over sexed foreigner at the time of the assault!
Love, Peace & Porn
Audition updates
As you all know, I’ve been updating this blog page for a few weeks now in its current format and I think it’s working. One thing I’ve noticed that is lacking is the inclusion of some videos so I’m going to include some of these from now on – yippee I hear you all saying!
As all audition footage is free on the main site, I think it will be a good idea to include some previews of updates – weeks before they are put on the site so you can get your little winkies all wet and ready, and some never before seen footage (not long) of contestants interviews/auditions. Finally, I’d like to include some other videos – perhaps previews of Sponsors new vids, I’ll ask them – and some of our favourite wank fodder videos (most of mine are vintage or have that feel to them!.
So, to launch this ground-breaking new format (not!) I’ m attaching a preview of one of the French contestants – Akim, whom we interviewed and auditioned in Paris in May. He was ill the weekend we saw him and I thought it was a testament to his commitment (or insanity, as he did come across as a little intense!) that he kept to his appointment and actually delivered quite a good wank scene.
His audition film is available on the project website on the 3rd of July - enjoy!
L, P & P
As all audition footage is free on the main site, I think it will be a good idea to include some previews of updates – weeks before they are put on the site so you can get your little winkies all wet and ready, and some never before seen footage (not long) of contestants interviews/auditions. Finally, I’d like to include some other videos – perhaps previews of Sponsors new vids, I’ll ask them – and some of our favourite wank fodder videos (most of mine are vintage or have that feel to them!.
So, to launch this ground-breaking new format (not!) I’ m attaching a preview of one of the French contestants – Akim, whom we interviewed and auditioned in Paris in May. He was ill the weekend we saw him and I thought it was a testament to his commitment (or insanity, as he did come across as a little intense!) that he kept to his appointment and actually delivered quite a good wank scene.
His audition film is available on the project website on the 3rd of July - enjoy!
L, P & P
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