Friday 3 July 2009

Sponsors – Yet another one bites the dust!

As some of you might already know – I’m not a huge fan of some of our old sponsors and this section is like a valve on the pressure cooker of ENGPS! Well my little bum-chums, I’m taking the opportunity to let off some more steam and vent my delight at yet another cunt faced sponsor biting the dust!

Yep, as of the 1st of July, we no longer have the pointless involvement of the BLANK that were responsible for sending me that pasty-faced, pot smoking cunt of a BLANK, and I’ve just sobered up from celebrating their demise. I know its nasty to say, and I’m sure my karma will suffer, but fuck it: I hope they suffer, I’m not choosy about how – unemployment/illness/family bereavement – whatever, just make it long, slow and public (or at least make sure I hear of it!).

The problem I have is their BLANK(another mysterious BLANK that doesn't name BLANK on the website or ever appear on BLANK) also owns a BLANK in the BLANK and they have the licence for BLANK, so every time I hear it I’m reminded of the thick, fagotty, tit-faced BLANK. One very good reason not to own a BLANK!

Anyway, one more BLANK hits the deck – just one more to go and I’m counting the days!

Peace, Love, Porn
(FYI: This section does not involve Eurocreme or Alphamale!LOL)

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