I’m sorry my little wank chums that I’ve been away from the nest for a while as we have been moving office and setting up a studio of sorts – sounds hard enough but when you add to the mix BSkyB, it becomes a total nightmare. How badly can a company fuck something up before it becomes personal? No joke, I was telephoning their offices so often they actually told me to stop harassing them or they would terminate our agreement!
Anyway, we are now kinda sorted – just some nice gay things to do, like furnishings etc etc and we will have a very comfortable office and studio from which to launch our demi-emipre – can’t wait!!
So, what you are going to get from me now is a daily up date so that by the time we start filming again – in 7 days – you will be fully up to date and on my level.
The website has/is still been updated – although at a slightly slower rate than normal, which is purely down to the fact that we were running out of footage to give you as we had been updating so often! But regular viewing will be restored as soon as we start the final leg of auditions next week, which will be closely followed by the Final which is being hosted from the 22 to the 25 September!
Obviously a few interesting things have happened since we took a forced holiday from you guys, all of which will be written about in full and with some very frank comments from me:
1. I heard from the BLANK. NOT a happy bunny to tell you the truth. Problem is it looks like he’s read this page and has taken offence at some of my comments. He has clearly missed the humour and high-jinks in which I wrote all about my time with him and it saddens (aka pisses me off) me that the miserable piece of shit thinks I give a flying fuck about what he thinks! The overwhelming emotion I had when I saw his email was pity which lasted all of1/8th of a nano-second. He is such a tosser. Like I’m going to stop writing about him now he’s asked me to – fuck off. I’m going to get at least 12 more blog updates out of that cunt if it kills me, and if he asks me one more time to stop mentioning him, Ill fucking name and shame the twat in full – email address and telephone number included!
2. The final two BLANK we had involved have now had their agreements come to an end – thanks fucking God! What total BLANK – the pair of them. I’m telling you, on this issue I am VERY tempted to name names – they are such wankers everyone needs to know just in case you ever approach them for involvement – unlikely I know, but there is an element of therapy for me involved in writing this blog – so put up and shut up fuckers!
3. Some of the people we auditioned have turned into gay men with cunts! I’m telling you, only in the gay world of porn could faggots who spent their lives on the dole, playing with themselves on MSN for FREE, suddenly in a global recession, decide they won’t take their clothes off for less that £600! Fucking hell, I would take my clothes off for that!
4. Big Brother. We are fans, but if any of you fuckers vote for Charlie, Ill hunt you down. He is the absolute essence of what makes me puke about gay ‘men’. GET THE FUCKER OUT! I just knew he worked in a call centre; he is perfect for it: thick, arrogant and stupid!
5. Daytime TV. I think it should be banned. It’s like a drug; it lulls you into a comforted state with its one-ff programmes and the next thing you know you’re recording the whole fucking series – it’s VERY dangerous!
6. We are launching our own site in the New Year: Cock on the Road, so Ill fill you in on more details about that over the next few weeks. I might be able to show you some previews – I’ll ask! Its different to ENGPS – yes, the lads are ‘boy-next-door’ types, yes the lads will be from Europe, but the best bit is they will be fucking in real places as we travel about with the project – we are trying to make it the contestant’s first paid jobs!
7. Contestant who need medicating! I know we only have ourselves to blame for hosting a project inviting members of the public to send in their details in the hopes they will break through into the gay porn market. I know we are inviting weirdo's to take a pot-shot at us/our site and our nearest and dearest but dear lordy lord, even I wasn't prepared for the latest applications we got through. I'm just wondeing if a new magazine has been launched: 'WindowLickers Unite'? One of them looks like a shaved orang-utan and the other one looks reasonably hot, but when I spoke to him he was pissed off 'coz I didn't want to buy drugs and made me fear for my life! - I'm telling you friends, you really need to spend a few days living my life: its weird!
Showing posts with label Eurocreme. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eurocreme. Show all posts
Tuesday, 25 August 2009
Thursday, 2 July 2009
Paris – J’adore!
There is something about Paris and France in general that just makes me feel warm and at ease! I know the French can be surly and arrogant, but I can’t blame them; they have great food, a stunning capital city; shit-hot language and in my opinion some of the best looking men in the world – Oh God I’m going to get it now from everyone else but I hasten to add that it’s MY OPINION mother-fuckers so zip it!
No, it’s a great country and a stunning capital, which brings me on to the hugely successful recent visit we made there a few weeks ago for some auditions: Fred Faurtin joined us – he lives in Paris with his boyfriend Gil and I have to say they are two of the nicest people you could meet. We located ourselves in an apartment near the Marais district and I don’t know if it was the typically Parisian street we were on, the 3 balconies we had, the fantastic weather or the interesting and diverse applicants but the whole visit was great!
You will have to check the website for the various dates for the applicant auditions, but I can tell you we had a few people in Paris that you will be seeing at the Final. We also had an interesting issue raised while we were there but I’ll cover that in a few days time.
Peace, Love, Porn
No, it’s a great country and a stunning capital, which brings me on to the hugely successful recent visit we made there a few weeks ago for some auditions: Fred Faurtin joined us – he lives in Paris with his boyfriend Gil and I have to say they are two of the nicest people you could meet. We located ourselves in an apartment near the Marais district and I don’t know if it was the typically Parisian street we were on, the 3 balconies we had, the fantastic weather or the interesting and diverse applicants but the whole visit was great!
You will have to check the website for the various dates for the applicant auditions, but I can tell you we had a few people in Paris that you will be seeing at the Final. We also had an interesting issue raised while we were there but I’ll cover that in a few days time.
Peace, Love, Porn
Monday, 15 June 2009
Amsterdam – alone and not even high!
We were on our way back home from Amsterdam a while ago –we’ve been loads of times and LOVE it – and we were on the same flight as Kerry Katona travelling with her then bf Mark. I thought she was a total diva – loud, ‘I’m a celebrity, look at me..don’t look’, rude, ignorant and ugly without make-up. It was funny as we were travelling Easyjet and she’d really pushed the boat out and upgraded to ‘Speedy Boarding’! Best thing was, when they took their seats on the plane they took the very front row as they thought they would be reserved for celebs – NOT! They were the disabled seats reserved for cripples! LOLI always think of her when I talk about Amsterdam –I don’t mind really as I quite like her even if I did laugh at her expense. Anyway, this has nothing to do with the last time we were in Amsterdam! We were hosting the Netherlands auditions in October last year – yep the nob-head BLANK was with us even if we didn’t see him for the whole trip – thank God!
No joke – this was the quickest audition trip we had made – two days and 8 applicants. Not one of them turned up, not even the two performers who had been sent from BLANK – BLANK – to act as Judges showed up for any auditions. I honestly think everyone was so whacked out from the UK, Germany and CZ visits they all just hit the cafes and smoked themselves high for two days! I wish we fucking well had!
Anyhoo, we are re-visiting Amsterdam and the Netherlands – personally I really like the Dutch guys – in June, this time with the very fuckable Eurocreme twink Philippe Delvaux (I wonder if we could get him high and play with his cock without him objecting or demanding cash?) So if any of you are reading this and wanna apply – maybe try your luck with Philippe – get filling out the application form:
http://www.europesnextgaypornstar.com/members_area/Apply.html
FYI: We never got to meet any of the BLANK during or after this trip – which was a little of a shame as BLANK and BLANK were nice guys. Their BLANK was a total loser – I know its sick but I was following the papers during this time to see if he had clashed with anyone else and ended up in one of the canals – alas not!
Love, Peace & Porn
Wednesday, 3 June 2009
Monday, 1 June 2009
Two fantastic new studios joins the project: Eurocreme and Alphamalemedia
PRESS RELEASE
We are delighted to announce changes that will see this amazing new project become accessible to all blue blooded males – hairy or smooth – young or old – tall or short!
ENGPS will be replacing Bel Ami as the studio of choice as part of the overall winners prize: In its place will be Eurocreme UK and Alphamalemedia , both companies will be involved in the selection of the winner later in the year after applicants have filmed their first ever full length production for both sponsoring studios!
Eurocreme and Alphamalemedia will present a fantastic opportunity for all applicants to break into the industry and makes the whole competition fully inclusive and open to all types.
Dean Carr, co-creator and Executive Producer of ENGPS said:
‘After hosting some initial auditions in Europe late last year, we noticed one major fault – applicants weren’t showing up for their allotted audition time! So, after telephoning all the no-shows and asking what happened, we discovered that the ‘Holy Grail’ of the Bel Ami boys being the exclusive studio sponsors of the project, was actually the one thing putting people off attending the auditions!’
‘Fortunately, we have a great relationship with Stuart Davis, COO at Bel Ami and we were able to sit down and discuss the changes needed to make this project the worldwide gay porn equivalent to ‘Pop Idol’. However stunning the Bel Ami boys are, their type is unfortunately too restrictive for the project and as such we have decided that the best way forward is to offer the overall Winner exposure to several European based studios, rather than just one. We are delighted that Eurocreme and Alphamalemedia are joining us on this project and thrilled that two major international studios will be lending their support to such a new initiative’ continued Carr.
Simon Booth, Head of Video Production for Eurocreme, said:
‘We are very excited to be a part of this fantastic project, and greatly looking forward to finding some new talent. It’s a terrific opportunity for anyone who thinks they have what it takes!’
Trojan Rock, actor and spokesperson for Alphamalemedia.com said:
“There is nothing better than finding performers who are passionate about their work, and this is such a fantastic way to discover talented newcomers who really want to enter the industry. We are really looking forward to all the heats and events. It is going to be a lot of fun, and for the winner it is going to be an extraordinary opportunity.”
Stuart Davis, COO at Bel Ami added,
‘Bel Ami wish Ganesha Productions and all involved the best with ENGPS and regret that it did not work out the way that we all had envisioned.’
Applications should be submitted at http://www.europesnextgaypornstar.com/Apply.htm
We are delighted to announce changes that will see this amazing new project become accessible to all blue blooded males – hairy or smooth – young or old – tall or short!
ENGPS will be replacing Bel Ami as the studio of choice as part of the overall winners prize: In its place will be Eurocreme UK and Alphamalemedia , both companies will be involved in the selection of the winner later in the year after applicants have filmed their first ever full length production for both sponsoring studios!
Eurocreme and Alphamalemedia will present a fantastic opportunity for all applicants to break into the industry and makes the whole competition fully inclusive and open to all types.
Dean Carr, co-creator and Executive Producer of ENGPS said:
‘After hosting some initial auditions in Europe late last year, we noticed one major fault – applicants weren’t showing up for their allotted audition time! So, after telephoning all the no-shows and asking what happened, we discovered that the ‘Holy Grail’ of the Bel Ami boys being the exclusive studio sponsors of the project, was actually the one thing putting people off attending the auditions!’
‘Fortunately, we have a great relationship with Stuart Davis, COO at Bel Ami and we were able to sit down and discuss the changes needed to make this project the worldwide gay porn equivalent to ‘Pop Idol’. However stunning the Bel Ami boys are, their type is unfortunately too restrictive for the project and as such we have decided that the best way forward is to offer the overall Winner exposure to several European based studios, rather than just one. We are delighted that Eurocreme and Alphamalemedia are joining us on this project and thrilled that two major international studios will be lending their support to such a new initiative’ continued Carr.
Simon Booth, Head of Video Production for Eurocreme, said:
‘We are very excited to be a part of this fantastic project, and greatly looking forward to finding some new talent. It’s a terrific opportunity for anyone who thinks they have what it takes!’
Trojan Rock, actor and spokesperson for Alphamalemedia.com said:
“There is nothing better than finding performers who are passionate about their work, and this is such a fantastic way to discover talented newcomers who really want to enter the industry. We are really looking forward to all the heats and events. It is going to be a lot of fun, and for the winner it is going to be an extraordinary opportunity.”
Stuart Davis, COO at Bel Ami added,
‘Bel Ami wish Ganesha Productions and all involved the best with ENGPS and regret that it did not work out the way that we all had envisioned.’
Applications should be submitted at http://www.europesnextgaypornstar.com/Apply.htm
BLANK– Another one bites the dust!
This section is really just a STOP PRESS BITCH section that will pacify our need to celebrate the expiry of a BLANK, BLANK, BLANK BLANK contract and their involvement in our project – believe me when I tell you that I’m biting my tongue so hard so I don’t tell you what some of these guys have done to us and our project, I’m bleeding!
Seriously, think twice if any of you are considering inviting sponsors to become involved in anything you do – most are just BLANK guys who are being paid to spend other people’s money, some are fucked up BLANK who think that by entering into a sponsorship deal they own you, your mother and the project and the rest are just cunts until proved otherwise!
Anyway, as of the 31st May we have one less set of cunts to deal with – mines a double boys!
Peace, Love, Porn
(FYI: This section does not involve Eurocreme or Alphamale!LOL)
Seriously, think twice if any of you are considering inviting sponsors to become involved in anything you do – most are just BLANK guys who are being paid to spend other people’s money, some are fucked up BLANK who think that by entering into a sponsorship deal they own you, your mother and the project and the rest are just cunts until proved otherwise!
Anyway, as of the 31st May we have one less set of cunts to deal with – mines a double boys!
Peace, Love, Porn
(FYI: This section does not involve Eurocreme or Alphamale!LOL)
Philippe Delvaux joins Jury
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STOP PRESS
We are so pleased that Eurocreme (one of two new Studio Sponsors) have introduced us to one of their stunning discoveries: the blond bombshell that is Philippe Delvaux and we have been able to encourage him to take the lead on the Netherlands Jury – the Dutch love him and it’s not difficult to see why!
Although we haven’t actually met yet – that will happen when he joins us for the Netherlands auditions later in June - we have corresponded hundreds of times and worked with him on press interviews and he comes across as a really nice person; very interested in promoting both his work and best practise in the industry (which we love!).
From researching his past films – someone has to! – most have him cast in the passive role but in actual fact Philippe is versatile (have you seen the size of his cock?; the girth of it is huge, kinda pleasure pain situation if he topped you!).
Anyway, we are delighted, excited, erect and in a state of pre-cum about meeting Philippe at the Netherlands auditions, in the meantime below is his official biography and some pictures to help you with your wank – enjoy!
Peace, Love, Porn.
We are so pleased that Eurocreme (one of two new Studio Sponsors) have introduced us to one of their stunning discoveries: the blond bombshell that is Philippe Delvaux and we have been able to encourage him to take the lead on the Netherlands Jury – the Dutch love him and it’s not difficult to see why!
Although we haven’t actually met yet – that will happen when he joins us for the Netherlands auditions later in June - we have corresponded hundreds of times and worked with him on press interviews and he comes across as a really nice person; very interested in promoting both his work and best practise in the industry (which we love!).
From researching his past films – someone has to! – most have him cast in the passive role but in actual fact Philippe is versatile (have you seen the size of his cock?; the girth of it is huge, kinda pleasure pain situation if he topped you!).
Anyway, we are delighted, excited, erect and in a state of pre-cum about meeting Philippe at the Netherlands auditions, in the meantime below is his official biography and some pictures to help you with your wank – enjoy!
Peace, Love, Porn.
Matt Hughes joins UK Jury
We are delighted to introduce the spokesperson for the UK Jury as the infamous Matt Hughes. At 21, Matt stands at 6’foot, weighs @ 11.5 stone, is a top and.......has a cock that measures 11 inches!!! He hails from London, where he shares a house with a friend, and at the moment is without a partner.
Matt is well known in the gay porn world, for obvious reasons! His talents mean he can call porn his main job, and is in demand by both gay and straight studios. After becoming involved with the industry by accident – a friend asked him to do a shoot and it grew from there (so to speak) – Matt finds the industry a good one to work in, enabling him to meet new people, see great places and have lots of sex! As with all careers there are the downsides to each and Matt finds relationships can be difficult to manage.
Citing the gym, healthy diet and regular sex as they way he likes to spend himself in shape, Matt certainly sees his career in the porn industry lasting for some considerable time yet – in fact he hope that in 10 years he will have his own production house so he can pass on his experiences to the new talent that will inevitably come along.
Love, Peace & Porn
Matt is well known in the gay porn world, for obvious reasons! His talents mean he can call porn his main job, and is in demand by both gay and straight studios. After becoming involved with the industry by accident – a friend asked him to do a shoot and it grew from there (so to speak) – Matt finds the industry a good one to work in, enabling him to meet new people, see great places and have lots of sex! As with all careers there are the downsides to each and Matt finds relationships can be difficult to manage.
Citing the gym, healthy diet and regular sex as they way he likes to spend himself in shape, Matt certainly sees his career in the porn industry lasting for some considerable time yet – in fact he hope that in 10 years he will have his own production house so he can pass on his experiences to the new talent that will inevitably come along.
Love, Peace & Porn
Sunday, 31 May 2009
Hustlaball, Berlin 2008
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Bel Ami twins Elijah & Milo entertained the crowd at the Press Launch for ENGPS 08 hosted at the Kitkat Club Berlin, home of the Hustlaball in October last year. Is it me, or is there something not quite right when your brother sticks his hand down the front of your pants? I know I was educated in the Catholic way of life - but even the priest stopped at making brothers shag each other!
That said, I can’t deny they can perform in front of the camera and look great if thats what floats your boat. Personally I prefer less muscle and more body hair, but they are the pride and joy of Bel Ami so I guess thats never gonna happen! - oh bring back Dano Sulik!
After all this posing - and take my word for it, it went on and on and on….! We all retired to the VIP lounge upstairs and OMG, the things that went on in the toilet with those two boys and another guest of ours! I’d tell you but then I’d have to kill you all!
L, P & P
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