We were on our way back home from Amsterdam a while ago –we’ve been loads of times and LOVE it – and we were on the same flight as Kerry Katona travelling with her then bf Mark. I thought she was a total diva – loud, ‘I’m a celebrity, look at me..don’t look’, rude, ignorant and ugly without make-up. It was funny as we were travelling Easyjet and she’d really pushed the boat out and upgraded to ‘Speedy Boarding’! Best thing was, when they took their seats on the plane they took the very front row as they thought they would be reserved for celebs – NOT! They were the disabled seats reserved for cripples! LOLI always think of her when I talk about Amsterdam –I don’t mind really as I quite like her even if I did laugh at her expense. Anyway, this has nothing to do with the last time we were in Amsterdam! We were hosting the Netherlands auditions in October last year – yep the nob-head BLANK was with us even if we didn’t see him for the whole trip – thank God!
No joke – this was the quickest audition trip we had made – two days and 8 applicants. Not one of them turned up, not even the two performers who had been sent from BLANK – BLANK – to act as Judges showed up for any auditions. I honestly think everyone was so whacked out from the UK, Germany and CZ visits they all just hit the cafes and smoked themselves high for two days! I wish we fucking well had!
Anyhoo, we are re-visiting Amsterdam and the Netherlands – personally I really like the Dutch guys – in June, this time with the very fuckable Eurocreme twink Philippe Delvaux (I wonder if we could get him high and play with his cock without him objecting or demanding cash?) So if any of you are reading this and wanna apply – maybe try your luck with Philippe – get filling out the application form:
http://www.europesnextgaypornstar.com/members_area/Apply.html
FYI: We never got to meet any of the BLANK during or after this trip – which was a little of a shame as BLANK and BLANK were nice guys. Their BLANK was a total loser – I know its sick but I was following the papers during this time to see if he had clashed with anyone else and ended up in one of the canals – alas not!
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Kerry Katona went to the Netherlands? I thought she only went to Iceland!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad Guy Parker and Jesse Santana are good guys. The only porn 'star' I ever met was a Euro Boy model in Portugal who thought it was a good idea to dose me with rohypnol and then leave me on the streets of Lisbon so he could have a laugh at what happened. I woke up with some incredibly creepy guy in a slum with absolutely no idea how I'd got there or what was going on. I've been off porn stars ever since.
Oh, and did the PR guy give a good blow job? Presumably that's how he got the gig in the first place...
The question of how the American PR cunt got/gets/keeps work is something we often discuss - NOT! Now you've mentioned it I seem to recall he has something on the owner of the company he PR's for - gossip/scandal - which in iteslf beggers the question about the owner - why did he go there?; what mental state is he in & he must be a bigger cunt than the one he employs! Actually we have corresponded: we told him we didnt want the PR anywhere near our sets and he went mad - threatening us with legal action etc etc - nobs, the lot of them!
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