So like I said, I' shaming myself into losing this vile, vile weight by exposing you lot to the facts/figures....and today is the first day!!
I'll update you wekly unless Im bored, pissed off or out of other topics to talk about!
Diet: Atkins
Date Started: 14.06.09
Start Weight: 13st 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I'm blaming every single motherfucker that has caused me grief over the past 12mths for this - Ill get you, just watch your backs and don't go to sleep!!)
Goal Weight: 11st 6
(Oh the joy of even being able to write it!)
Difficulty: 8 out of 10
(only as the book is long, American and boring but recommends you read it before starting the diet)
Issues: Headache (due to caffeen withdrawl, which I have now re-read the section and re-introduced back, thank fuck!) Bloating (due to the millions of multi-vits etc)
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Congrats on the start of a new regime - Atkins is possibly the only male 'diet' that works. Be warned, your breath will turn into a zephyr from Chernobyll and you'll fart like things have died inside of you (breath mints and chewing gum will be your friend). But the diet works so long as you do a bit of exercise as well. One of my best (straight) friends went from Adonis to tubbo after he got married. Then he did Atkins and returned to incredibly sexy 'daddy' status.
ReplyDeleteyou're cute anyway, but this will just reinforce it.
On a non-diet tangent, check out queermenow.net which has just given the site a big plug - including the blog!
ReplyDeleteLove, love, love u Mr.............! Thanks for this bit of unpaid marketing, its genuinely appreciated.
ReplyDeleteLP & P!