So I was taking a few days break from updating this blog - you've had loads put on here even if it didn't include free wank fodder videos - but I've been drawn back to even a score!
You might recall I updated you on one of our first applicants - Gregor, way back last year after he did his audition and subsequent duo scene with another applicant a few weeks later? Well, we lost little Gregor at the second meeting - just after he'd been royally fucked by the mighty Manoj and I was a little worried when he didn't return from having dinner with his(old and weird!)boyfriend. So worried was I that I called his moby several times during the day; left emails; left messages at home and on the aforementioned moby - all of which resulted in a big fat NOTHING and nothing since!
Anyway, as it happens we've changed our serverage over the weekend which meant that I had to send an email to my contact list to tell ppl our new address etc etc and one of the ppl in this notification list was the illusive Gregor!
So (phew!) I get a reply from the girly little queen telling me that he thinks the competition is all a fake! Fucking cheek: Fake? I've aged 10 years in the last 6 months since launching this project. I've gained 2 stone in weight, developed a limp, lost partial use of my top lip and have this uncontrollable urge to shit when I hear a cockerel crow! Fucking fake from a gay man that can't get hard unless his 2,000 year old boyfriend hits him with a wardrobe; who is so passive he still doesn't get hard when he ejaculates and that's after he has to be left in a darkened room for two fucking days!
You know, I wish some people would just fuck off and stop winding me up. Oh btw Gregor, just in case you are in any doubt: YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT THROUGH TO THE FINAL!
Love, Peace & Porn people; love, peace and fucking porn!
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I love the passion of your posts. Even when you are incredibly pissed of, you still write with such beautiful technical balance.
ReplyDeleteObviously, now I'm now worried that your health is suffering because of the stress. Less vodka, more fresh fruit and vegetable, extra exercise in addition to wanking and have at least a quarter of a soluble asprin each night. Oh, and don't watch Big Brother because there's always a cockerel crowing on that. You'd spend the entire programme in the toilet. Mind you, there are a fair number of witless dicks on the show, too, so you might mistake it for another day at work. Seriously though, definitely take care of your health. It's not worth losing your health just to watch two or more guys fuck.
As for Gregor, well remember that axiom:
'Anyone with a career in gay porn is going to work with arseholes'
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ReplyDeleteFYI: there is actually only one comment at this point - the software has duplicated it - just thought Id tell you in case some motherfucker thought Id taken out a comment I was unhappy with!
ReplyDeleteI love this guy: but please tell me there is more than just two sad bastardos in this world who take the time to add to website comment boxes?
ReplyDeleteOn a serious note (and to shame me into a heathlier - aka slimmer - person) as from Monday Im going all Bridget Jones on you all: Im going to list my weight, intake of calories and time spent at gym! (and it will be truthful too!!)
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Erm, Ive just noticed: that comment actually called me an arsehole!!
ReplyDeleteIt's probably the hassle of registering to comment that's putting some people off. Also it's a case of building up momentum on the comments section so that people can actually see that comments are being made and then start commenting themselves.
ReplyDeleteIf you want, I could start a 'flame war' with you and everyone would jump in to defend you and then finally you'd have to ban me from the site and then I could start criticising you on other sites so the readers there would come over here to see what it's all about.
But it seems like a lot of work and I'm not sure my heart is in it.
God no!!!
ReplyDeleteI have enough 'fires to fight' without a 'flame war'! Anyway, it would involve banning the only commentator on the site and Im not that professonally suicidal!
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I'm still going to go to other sites and talk about this place. I only found out about this place because some other porn site said it existed - even though they said at the time they thought it was dead because nothing was happening. Obviously, that's a pile of bollocks in terms of the content you've added to the site, but there's every possibility that people simply don't know about it.
ReplyDeleteThere's also the real possibility that people aren't getting your humour. You're feeling hurt and rejected at the moment, whereas you're just the next Ricky Gervais.
Perhaps you're ahead of the curve. You might be the next Monty Python.
Either way, anyone who doesn't understand how funny you are really ought to be refused access to the site!
Im telling you: I fucking love this guy!
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