Luke Hamill, the blonde God from Bel Ami flew into Manchester last October to join the ENGPS team as a Judge for the UK auditions of Europe’s Next Gay Porn Star. He was joined by a few other employees of the Duroy empire, one of which was the barely recognisable Johan Paulik (’Johan is dead’ has to be the best quote from the man himself - he’s not btw, he was referring to his performing persona!)
Anyway back to the blonde God that is Luke: He has amazing skin - I know it’s weird, I know I was staring, but he does, it’s flawless, its friggin flawless. The guy can pose like his life depends on it and when he’s in front of the camera and smiles whilst exposing his abs you have no choice but to stare open mouthed - well I did just prior to passing out!
His English isn’t great - better than my Czech, but he got by with some help from the recently deceased Mr Paulik! To be honest, I felt sorry for some of the applicants: here we were in Manchester, all studio’ed up in a great apartment in the city centre: After passing through check-in and the obligatory ID checks, they then had to pose for ID pics in front of the whole team. Then they were told to be ready for an interview and finally they were asked to wank off in private with just the producer and a cameraman (most at this point lost all fake colour they had!).
After the pep-talk they were ushered into the audition room only to be face with the panel that included Luke, Jesse Santana and Guy Parker - I’d have just pukked up at that point, called it my party trick and left! (FYI: I wonder how many had wanked off to these performers in their bedroom and then how many would google them after the audition and wank off again?).
Now, however great Luke Hamill is, and he is great - I think he was simply too rich for Mancunian blood: we tend to like our porn stars with some flaws!
Love, Peace & Porn
Anyway back to the blonde God that is Luke: He has amazing skin - I know it’s weird, I know I was staring, but he does, it’s flawless, its friggin flawless. The guy can pose like his life depends on it and when he’s in front of the camera and smiles whilst exposing his abs you have no choice but to stare open mouthed - well I did just prior to passing out!
His English isn’t great - better than my Czech, but he got by with some help from the recently deceased Mr Paulik! To be honest, I felt sorry for some of the applicants: here we were in Manchester, all studio’ed up in a great apartment in the city centre: After passing through check-in and the obligatory ID checks, they then had to pose for ID pics in front of the whole team. Then they were told to be ready for an interview and finally they were asked to wank off in private with just the producer and a cameraman (most at this point lost all fake colour they had!).
After the pep-talk they were ushered into the audition room only to be face with the panel that included Luke, Jesse Santana and Guy Parker - I’d have just pukked up at that point, called it my party trick and left! (FYI: I wonder how many had wanked off to these performers in their bedroom and then how many would google them after the audition and wank off again?).
Now, however great Luke Hamill is, and he is great - I think he was simply too rich for Mancunian blood: we tend to like our porn stars with some flaws!
Love, Peace & Porn
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