Prague – a shitty city!

It’s been a while since we stepped foot in this generally highly regarded city of architecture and historical beauty and I would like to say that over the last 7 months, I’ve been too traumatised by our last visit to write, but that would be a lie:

Sure, my recollection of Prague is that it’s a vile city, full of vile people who live their vile lives ripping off tourists and I for one will never step foot in the CZ again. Sure, from the moment we arrived at the filthy, grubby, mainline station and realised that we would have to pay 6 times the going rate for a taxi because our idiot travel sponsor had booked us into some shit-hole of a hotel (that’s a laugh!) in a suburb miles from anywhere, that our time in Prague was not going to be a happy one.

It’s true; I had a bitch fight with a tosser of a BLANK in the aforementioned station because I had packed the address of the aforementioned shit-hole of a hotel in my luggage and as ‘..I worked for BLANK..’ I should have arrived prepared and in secretarial mode! (Believe me when I say that the one thing I really regret about this episode is not decking that BLANK, BLANK, BLANK, BLANK, BLANK – and what make it even worse is that I know that mistake will cost me thousands in therapy!).

It’s true, that when we arrived in the hell-hole of all hotels and one of their vile staff/escorts/house-boys/weirdo friends nicked some of our staging equipment! It’s true that when we visited the venue for the auditions ‘One of the Premier gay nightspots in Prague’ (their words not ours) our feet stuck to its floor.

I could go on, but I can sense you are ‘fogging-over’!

No, the truth about why it’s taken me so long to update you on Prague is because very little of note happened there: we secured two applicants – one from the hotel and one from the PA we did – the latter was on a promise of a blow-job from one of the BLANK we had travelling with us!

No, Prague was shit. Its people, in my opinion/experience will do anything for money – shag you, their brother, your mother, their granny and we didn’t feel anyone we met – applicant, studio, performer that originated from the CZ were up to the standards we were looking for and YOU - the public deserve.

Peace, Love (kinda) & Porn!